If I Ruled The World

if I ruled the world


On the way home last night, I was in the back of the cab listening to the rapper Nas’ Billboard hit featuring Lauryn Hill, If I Ruled The World. The cab driver was peering at me through the rearview mirror and as much as I wanted to let loose and bob my head to the beat, I only let out a soft smile as I know that I am a WOMAN and in fact it is “us” who rule the world.

        We are a far better specimen and stronger creature. We are most definitely the greatest being that walks the Earth, leaving us with only one rival who shares our strength and determination – the girl cockroach and why?? Because she usually shows up uninvited and doesn’t care, she can go for a month without eating and doesn’t need a male to reproduce. She is truly our only competition.

        that bitch

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